Loch Ness Terror is a 2008 horror television film directed by Paul Ziller and written by Ziller and Jason Bourque.
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{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do bears have hairy coats?","punchline":"Fur protection.","id":341}
{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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