Joris van der Hoeven is a Dutch mathematician and computer scientist, specializing in algebraic analysis and computer algebra. He is the primary developer of GNU TeXmacs.
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The Battle of Alvalade refers to a planned and prepared, but not realised, pitched battle in Alvalade, Portugal in 1323, between the troops of Dinis of Portugal and the troops of Afonso IV of Portugal. The fight between father and son was prevented at short notice by the intervention of Queen Elizabeth of Portugal.
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