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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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