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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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John George Warwick was an American politician who served briefly as a U.S. Representative from Ohio from 1891 until his death in 1892
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 118, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one had the courage to be ones true self."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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